Auto incorrect, sir
I almost didn't write this. You know why? Because I'm sick of you judging me and twisting around what I say. Sure, you've helped me in the past, but that doesn't make up for how you've wronged me.
Let me ask you this: under what circumstance would I ask the junior acct exec to bring some extra 'penis' to the tactical brainstorm? What kind office do you think this is anyway?
And I'm pretty sure my client isn't looking for more 'orgasmic' growth. Certainly not in an email from me.
I don't need you anymore. Starting right now I'm going it alone.
Its just neseccary to my surrvival.