Looking for dangling participles
Editor with grammar fetish seeks excitement. I'm bored with run-of-the-mill typos and need manuscripts with truly massive errors. What turns me on most? Dangling participles. Nothing gets me hotter than Dirk Diggler-sized danglers such as, "As a patient suffering from chronic pain, we understand how you feel..." So how low do your participles hang? If you think you've got what it takes, you can modify my subject anytime.