MAGENTA STRIPE SEEKS PALETTE EXPANSION
If you've sent anything to the color printer, you've seen my work. Dependable, precise, and very, very purple, I'm the perfect accent for any layout!
Green grass? Why not add a purple line?!?
Gray sidewalk? Add a purple line!
That old person is too pharma-generic? ADD A PURPLE LINE ACROSS HER FACE!!
And you think you can get rid of me? HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha!!!!!
I'M NEVER going away. I will be a part of every printout from now until the END OF TIME.
Reasonable rates! Hell, I'll work for free!!
No layout is too trite. No pattern is too intricate!
ASK ABOUT MY FRIEND CYAN!!!